Please Read!

So if you think this is a blog pressing you to lose weight, im sorry it came off that way.

Heres the deal:

Ive seen plenty of girls push to lose weight for prom and such and good for them! but i just want to help girls do it in the right way if they chose so to do.

If you take only one thing away from this blog let it be this:

You are beautiful just the way you are.


if you feel like you need to shed a few or just get healthier thats totes your choice.

Im here for you every step of the way.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

well she did it!

Hey hey hey everyone!
so remember out friend Zoe? and remember her goal, mr kevin? well guess what! she read the last post (yes with the most epic prom request AND picture of the super slam dunk) and followed everything i told her to do. and guess what? IT WORKED! no lie. I mean i guess it helped that he liked her last year.
so they were talking at church today (valentines day) and throughout the whole time they were lightly flirting which is always nice, until he made a BIG move and put his hand on her leg. now some of you are saying "psht big whoop" FIRST OF ALL READERS, ALL 4 OF YOU, THIS IS A BIG FUCKIN DEAL. not ONLY were they in CHURCH (the big man is watching!), but also think about it! this leg situation could have gone either way!
Situation 1: he puts his hand on her leg. the awkwardness sets in and she moves her leg slightly away and he appologizes and turns bright red (for those of you who know him, which no one does except for zoe and i who is feeing me all these details, hes a pretty pale irish kid and is prone to bright redness so to speak.). the rest of the day is awkward, the plan is foiled.
Situation b!: hand is placed on the leg: she gets REALLY offended and slaps him. hard. back to the drawing board for kevin.
Situation Tres: Hand hits target. they both blush a little, he takes his hand away eventually, she doesnt say a negative word about it. smooth one mr. kevin. mission accomplished.
Luckily for both parties situation 3 played out accordingly. bold move kevin. good call. so then they finally got to have a conversation. not ONLY did she talk to him about himself (because what did we learn from my last post? men love to talk about themselves!) but he even asked about her now ex boyfriend as if he DIDNT knwo they broke up (because it WASNT all over facebook at all... no big deal... please charlie... carry on) so when she did break the news to kevin about the split between zoe and Ryan, as she gushed to me: "his expression was priceless!" she described it has him trying to feel bad but it was easy to tell how happy he was that they were no longer together.
BUT IT DIDNT END THERE. oh no ladies and gentlmen/the 4 people that read this fantastic blog, he was interested in what she had to say as well and also constantly asked her what she was doing after church while she replied that she was going to her friends house and maybe a party. So later asked her to get some ice cream with him (eventhough the frozen dairy was given out by the church). unfortuneatly for him but awesome/ sucks for her, she had to leave. yes she felt like an idiot but that was okay because she followed the big tip from alst week: LEAVE HIM WANTING MORE. im not even kidding. she left like cinder-fucking-ella. and she felt great. Zoe texted him later and they spoke for a little longer and guess what? they even made plans.
now most of you (meaning all 4 of you) are thinking "jesus christ charlie, who cares?!?!"
ITS IMPORTANT! NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
Heres why:
She planted the seed. He now knows that shes single, free to make plans, and knows that she has no prom date.  Although he didnt ask her on the spot obviously, i predict him asking her... unless hes too chicken. remember, she planted the seed, but she may have to ask him, you never know. and i sure as hell dont. so this encounter doesnt let her off the hook completely. He has 47 days until we grab this shit by the horns. yet i have faith in him though.

talk about a valentines day!

2 comments:

  1. Woohoo! I got hella excited reading this.

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  2. Im glad you liked this so much! youre my first reader that I dont know! keep reading and suggest to your friends! :D

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